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Top of the Tops

ProductionEdit

Episode: 7
Date: January 27, 1971
Time: 51:23
Musical Director:
Vocals: The Ladybirds
Choreography:
Producer: John Robins
Director: John Robins
Writer: Benny Hill

EpisodeEdit

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HighlightsEdit

  • Henry and Alice and Bob And Mary
  • Crime Does Not Pay
  • The Dreamer

CastEdit

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QuotesEdit

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  • TV Announcer - "Why is this virile young man going to marry this wizened old hag? The answer is simple; she owns the house."

  • Alice - "Exercise gets rid of fat."
    Henry - "How come you have a double chin then?"

  • Alice - "That's not my 25-piece tea set, is it?"
    Henry - "More like 500-piece tea set now...."

  • Alice - "Henry, I don't look thirty-eight now, do I?"
    Henry - "Not any more you don't."

  • Bob - "Your wife?"
    Henry - "Would I hire a maid as ugly as that?"

  • Bob - "Two's company, three's a crowd, four's a lot more fun."

  • Mary - "But I'll be like that in thirty years time!"
    Henry - "In thirty years, I won't care!!!"

  • Unseen Announcer - "Why doesn't his father show him the right way?"
    Mother - "He does, but he still gets caught."

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