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ProductionEdit

Episode: 5
Date: October 14, 1970
Time: 50:44
Musical Director:
Vocals: The Ladybirds
Choreography:
Producer: John Robins
Director: John Robins
Writer: Benny Hill

EpisodeEdit

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HighlightsEdit

  • Suitcase on a Train
  • Look #7
  • The Mask
  • The Bill Stickers
  • The Underwater World of Jacques Custard

CastEdit

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QuotesEdit

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  • Jacques Custard - "Unlike other fish, the Cobalt fish only has one mating season a year. This lasts for twelve months"

  • Jacques Custard - "Unfortunately, there is no female of the species. The Cobalt Fish is a very unhappy fish."

  • Jacques Custard - "The viping fish is the smallest fish known to man; yet, it lays a batch of eggs weighing four times its own weight. It is also a very unhappy fish."

  • Jacques Custard - "This female sole had spent five years in the Cobalt Sea and had yet to find a mate. Poor old soul..."

  • Chow Mein - "I'm not confusing you; you're confusing me!!!"

TriviaEdit

  • Nicholas Parsons does the opening.
  • In the blooper clips, Benny does a satire of Act 2, Scene Two from "Romeo and Juliet."
  • The opera singer is possibly Charmaine Seal, but this is unconfirmed. Her gondoliers are Verne Morgan and Benny Hill, but the first one is unidentified.
  • "The Underwater World of Jacques Custard" is a spoof of the Jacques Cousteau documentaries of the 1960s.
  • Leslie Goldie appears in an uncredited role as the brunette lady in the court-martial tag.
  • Several clips from this episode made it into the The Best of Benny Hill.

SequenceEdit


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