- Quickie: See-Through Blouse
- Opener: I'll Never Know
- Living The Dream
- The Herd
- Hill's Angels: Cabaret
- Discrimination in the Work Place
- Benny Hill: Behind The Scenes
- European TV
- Rembrandt's Cottage
- Coming up
- Benny Hill
- Henry McGee
- Bob Todd
- Anna Dawson
- Jon Jon Keefe
- Louise English
- Jenny Lee-Wright
- Sue Upton
- Jerold Wells
- Alison Marsh - Hill's Angel
- Rebecca Marsh - Hill's Angel
- Lorraine Doyle - Hill's Angel
- Jade Westbrook
- Samantha Spencer-Lane - Hill's Angel (uncredited)
- Alison Thomas - Hill's Angel (uncredited)
- Emma Bryant - Hill's Angel (uncredited)
- Lisa Jackman - Hill's Angel (uncredited)
- Vanessa Biddulph - Hill's Angel (uncredited)
- Tracy Smith - Hill's Angel (uncredited)
- Katie Randall - Hill's Angel (uncredited)
- Andrew Francis - Cafe patron (uncredited)
- Len Keyes - The Herd caddy (uncredited)
- Mike Mulloy (uncredited)
- Ted Taylor (uncredited)
- Wall Quote - "If the Government is up your nose - Then picket."
- Wall Quote - "Dis arm today - Dis arm tomorrow."
- Wall Quote - "Beer is best - It will be the urination of me."
- Biff Kirkdale - "What the heck is that?"
Waitress - "It's my necklace!"
Biff Kirkdale - "Well, everything is so high around here, I thought it was your garter!"
- Miss Cissy - "Has the padre gone yet?"
Nurse - "That wasn't the padre. It was the doctor."
Miss Cissy - "I thought he was a bit darn familiar for a padre."
- Male Admirer - "Say the three words that will have me hanging on air."
Patricia Kirkdale - "Go hang yourself."
- Benny Hill - "Your applause is like food and drink to me. Thank you for the bread and water."
- Benny Hill - "I have never once laid a hand on one of those girls. I think her name was Sandra...."
- Benny Hill - "That room is so small the RSTCA condemned it!"
- Benny Hill - "There is one chair in there; it's a Bentwood chair. It's a bent wood chair."
- Benny Hill - "You can always tell a man who works at Thames. Moldy shoes and a rusty zip."
- Nils - "Moan Greta. I want to hear you moan."
Greta - "Ok, have you seen the price of bacon these days?"
- Parts of this episode appear in the "Benny Hill's Crazy World" VHS.
- This was the last episode for Louise English.
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