Bio[]
St. Solomon's School is a British school located near or around London, Lower Tidmarsh or Teddington. The grades seem to kindergarten to the Sixth Grade (possibly).
TV personality Nicholas Parsons turns up at the school to meet the teacher (Leslie Goldie) and the students, consisting of:
- Marcie (Benny Hill) - likes to be alone, complains about her "Uncle Percy" and draws a picture of God
- Linus (Bob Todd) - annoys Marcie and talks about politics (according to Marcie)
- Gaston Rodan (Benny) - paints a picture of a naked woman and man together
- Franklin (Benny) - young black boy who wants a pony instead of a brother and sister, wants to be a boxer but his father wants him to be prime minister
- Sally (Penny Meredith) - sits coloring next to Franklin
- Lucy (Jenny Lee Wright) - sits coloring next to Franklin
Trivia[]
- This sketch is announced at end of the preceding Wild Wild Women musical number.
- The children's names (except for Gaston's) are not from the series and are only used here for identification purposes.
- Franklin mentions Ginger Thompkins, another Benny Hill character
- Among the children Benny has played is Gaston LeClerc and assorted kids in Girls Girls Girls Nightclub and a commercial spoof as Trudi Van Doorn's daughter.