Sale of the Half Century

Production

Episode: 28
Date: April 21, 1976
Time: 50:51
Musical Director:
Vocals: The Ladybirds
Choreography:
Producer: Mark Stuart
Director: Mark Stuart
Writer: Benny Hill

Episode

• Ballad: So Many Girls
• Quickie: Girl in the Park
• Humphrey Bumphrey
  • Moving On
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
  • This is Your Life
  • Sale of the Half-Century
• Getting To Know You
• Eddie Buchanan - Dancing in the Nude
• Is There Anything In It?
• Quickie: Comanches!
• Biology With Bellamy
• Super Sonic
• Tag: German Department Store

Highlights

• Moving On
• Getting To Know You
• Biology With Bellamy
• German Department Store

Cast

• Benny Hill
• Jack Wright
• Bob Todd
• Eddie Buchanan
• Paul Eddington
• Susie Baker
• Bella Emberg
• Ken Sedd

Quotes

• David Bellamy - "The female crocodile in her native environment lays a thousand eggs every year and the male crocodile comes along and eats 999 of those eggs because if he didn't we'd be up to our bloody necks in crocodiles."

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• Elizabeth Taylor - "I had to take all of my clothes off!"
  Richard Burton - "Do you mind? I'm eating!"

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• German Professor - "You must never "assume," because when you "assume," you make an ass out of you and me!"

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• German Professor - "If you drive in Western London, you must be very careful. If you park your car, they will give you a ticket. They should give you a medal!"

Trivia

• Coming Up

Sequence

• Last Episode: Murder on the Oregon Express
• Next Episode: The Bionic Baby

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