The Benny Hill Show Wikia
1sale of century



Episode: 28
Date: April 21, 1976
Time: 50:51
Musical Director:
Vocals: The Ladybirds
Producer: Mark Stuart
Director: Mark Stuart
Writer: Benny Hill




  • Moving On
  • Getting To Know You
  • Biology With Bellamy
  • German Department Store



  • David Bellamy - "The female crocodile in her native environment lays a thousand eggs every year and the male crocodile comes along and eats 999 of those eggs because if he didn't we'd be up to our bloody necks in crocodiles."

  • German Professor - "You must never "assume," because when you "assume," you make an ass out of you and me!"

  • German Professor - "If you drive in Western London, you must be very careful. If you park your car, they will give you a ticket. They should give you a medal!"


  • Actor Paul Eddington fills in for Henry McGee as the announcer and straight man for Benny.
  • This sketch-heavy show has only has one Quickie in it. Following Is There Anything In It?, Benny as his Dickie Dido character discovers a girl (Susie Owens) who has been staked and raped by Comanche Indians. In an unusual turn for the history of the series, Benny's character also decides to take a turn.
  • This episode is the last appearance of the Love Machine members.
  • This episode marks the last appearance of Bob Todd after returning to the series after a three-episode absence. Although he appeared in the last two episodes, he follows his appearance in this episode with an eight-episode absence until February 6, 1980 while under-going therapy for a drinking problem.