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Latest revision as of 18:34, 12 April 2020

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Katie Randall, Lorraine Doyle and Benny Hill

Production

Episode: 52
Date: March 12, 1986
Time: 50:40
Musical Director: Ronnie Aldrich
Vocals: The Ladybirds
Choreography: Libby Roberts
Producer: Dennis Kirkland
Director: Dennis Kirkland
Writer: Benny Hill

Episode

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Highlights

  • The Bucket - A journey of a pail from bucket to a art project
  • Chez When featuring the Hill's Angels
  • R. Dibble - A story of a blind handy man

Cast

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Quotes

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  • Wall Graffiti - "What crawls and goes ding-dong? A wounded Avon lady."

  • Wall Graffiti - "What do you get when you cross baked beans with onions? Tear gas."

  • Fortune Teller - "You twit! You've been wearing those silly pigskin gloves again!"

  • Producer #3 - "He's doing the Battle of Little Big Horn as a low budget TV program with 800 extras."
    Marty - "How is he going to make it pay?"
    B.J - "He said he's using real bullets."

  • Marty - "You think TV commercials should be more like real life?"
    B.J. - "No, Marty, I think real life should be more like the commercials!"

  • B.J. - "Are you sure you don't want a Bloody Mary? It will put lead in your pencil."
    Producer #4 - "I don't have anyone to write too."

  • B.J. - "Set your bread on the water, and it will come back a hundred-fold."
    Secretary - "But who wants a hundred loaves of wet bread!"


  • Wall Graffiti - "A woman has to do a job twice as well as a man to be thought of half as good. Fortunately, this is not difficult."

  • Wall Graffiti - "Where's Hadrian's Wall? Outside his house."

  • Wall Graffiti - "How do you stop boys from looking through your bedroom keyhole? Leave the door open."

Trivia

  • This was the first episode with the distinction of being the first to have the end credits laid out on a one-line crawl, which would be used in the rest of the series.
  • Clips from this episode appear in the "Benny Hill's Crazy World" VHS.

Sequence