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Juanita Bonita Dolores is a Mexican ballad Benny Hill performed in a Mexican accent on December 25, 1969 with The Lady Birds.

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Well, the dogs that run across the Mexican desert
Could sure give a horse a head start.
They have to run fast in the Mexican desert
Because the trees are so far apart.

I ride across the desert
And think of my sweetheart
My heart is longing to shout,
But I love Juanita Bonita Dolores
I just hope my wife doesn't find out

Oh, I love Juanita Bonita Dolores
Forever happy I'll be
Juanita Bonita Dolores
Please come to my hacienda for me!

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I ride through the desert
And I see a young maiden
My eyes are ripe with desire
I cannot help looking as I see her cooking
Dumplings on her open fire
She was wearing a combrero and a dress
That is cut so low that it is bright and green as the clover
I near lost my reserve
But I can't help but observe
That the pot is now boing over

Oh, I love Juanita Bonita Dolores
Forever happy I'll be
Juanita Bonita Dolores
Please come to my hacienda for me!

I arrive at my village. She left me a message.
I read it and I stand there aghast.
She says, "Dear Don Pedro, I'm writing this slowly,
'cause I know you can't read very fast.
I love you only, but I got so lonely
I could not wait for you to come.
So, I went to Nevada, and married your dadda.
Your's sincerely, Mum."

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Will I see Juanita Bonita Dolores?
A bachelor I am destined to be.
No more of her hacienda...
And no more happy for me.

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