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Chinese Package Tours is a vacation excursion business owned and run by Chow Mein. In his interview with Henry McGee, he is joined by his his secretary, Hi Pong (Claire Lutter). According to Chow Mein, the service offers package tours with excellent prices, taking off from the Isle of Wight and landing his planes on a Chinese soccer court so the net can stop the planes. He receives a trophy for the holiday bargain, but he later reveals the package costs 50 British pounds, but the trip to the Isle of Wight costs 2000 British pounds.


  • This sketch seems to be part of the Meeting People or Friends to Tea recurring segments on the show.
  • The name Hi Pong appears to be a homage to the Vietnamese city of Haiphong.