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Bio[]

Adam and Eve was the opening act on April 16, 1986. It was performed by Benny Hill in a 1930s Burlesque format with a beauty queen contest in the middle with the Hill's Angels (featuring Sue Upton, Anna Dawson and Lorraine Doyle) as his back-up singers. The other Angels are unidentified.

Lyrics[]

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(Note: The accuracy of these lyrics are a bit in doubt.)

(Hill's Angels lyrics)
Well, we're six little ladies waiting for a fellow
Anyone will make up for the time
We'll do a happy dance, and this is what we have to say
This is the only place in town

(Benny Hill lyrics)
A demon in truth, but an angel in fiction
A woman's the greatest of all contradiction
She'll lift a man up and she'll let a man down
She'll crown him her king, and then she'll make him a clown
In the morning she does, in the evening she don't
And just when you're certain she will, she bloody well won't.

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Now, like a fool, I married Lola who played the piano
But her cooking, sad to say, was not so hot.
She used to often boast of how she made pot roast
Most of the time it tasted like roast pot
On my birthday, she said, "Hun, we're gonna have beef Bourguignon."
I said,"You put in lots of lovely red wine, Lola."
She said, "I don't have time to go and get red wine."
She cooked the whole damn lot in Pepsi Cola!

Eve and Adam, Adam and Eve
They were the source of all these troubles.
Well, that's what I believe.

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(interim)

As you probably know, this started years ago at a time...
When Adam and Eve were still around.
She would blame the apple on the top of the tree.
Me, I blame the pair on the ground.
But Adam, he loved Eve; he promised to turn over a new leaf
Then she smiled and twisted her pretty young curls
As Adam raised his eyes to heaven, he said,
"I've got more ribs. You got anymore girls?"

Eve and Adam, Adam and Eve
They were the source of all these troubles.
Well, that's what I believe.

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